What’s the dumbest thing you could add to the game that would still make sense

[florpman]

E

[conanjaguar]

I agree, E would be a very dumb thing to add to the game 🤭.

I asked ChatGPT to speculate about E, and here’s what I got:

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For the E, I will assume that they are a species of intelligent, aquatic creatures.

Speculative PDA entry for the E:

Name: E

Taxonomy: Unknown

Description: The E are a highly advanced species of aquatic creatures that possess a level of intelligence far beyond that of any other known underwater life forms. They are physically powerful, with streamlined bodies and multiple appendages that allow them to move quickly and efficiently through the water. Their bodies are covered in a thick, protective layer of armor, which makes them nearly impervious to attacks from other underwater creatures.

Behavior: The E are a peaceful species, preferring to avoid conflict whenever possible. They are highly intelligent and possess a vast amount of knowledge about the ocean and its inhabitants. They have been known to assist the player in certain situations, providing valuable information and guidance. However, they can also be somewhat aloof and mysterious, and they are known to keep their true intentions and motivations hidden.

Technology: The E possess highly advanced technology, including devices for communication, navigation, and underwater exploration. They also possess powerful energy shields that can protect them from harm, as well as advanced weaponry for defending themselves against hostile creatures.

Threat level: Moderate. While the E are generally peaceful and non-threatening, they possess advanced technology and powerful defenses that make them a potential threat if provoked.

As you can see, E would be almost impossible for the players to defeat if provoked. However, since they live in the ocean (where we can’t go), adding them would be a huge waste of time .

[Mistral]

Heart attack

Cancer

Stroke

Allergies

Asthma

Dementia

[Leeanda]

Splinters

[sierra 117]

Stubbing your toe when moving around an interior space in the dark.

[Renn]

1 hour ago, sierra 117 said:

Stubbing your toe when moving around an interior space in the dark.

I don't think I'd ever stop laughing tbh

[javijungle]

Jump or small step

[Pınar51-06]

Small burns on fingers because of the matches.

[Leeanda]

Meat scented soap

[ManicManiac]

😋 ...an NPC into Survival Mode... 😋

[hozz1235]

Other people.

[Leeanda]

Ghosts  👻👻👻👻

[ManicManiac]

@Leeanda
I mean they have already opened the door with the Darkwalker (which I think is akin to a Wendigo)...
So that does leave the option open for:


(what a French-Canadian might call Loup-Garou)

Edited June 13, 2023 by ManicManiac

[Leeanda]

9 minutes ago, ManicManiac said:

@Leeanda
I mean they have already opened the door with the Darkwalker (which I think is akin to a Wendigo)...
So that does leave the option open for:

Can you just  imagine grey mother as a poltergeist 😁.  

Edited June 13, 2023 by Leeanda
Didn't put the word please in there so no idea why it was .

[Leeanda]

Bears in transition caves😁

[conanjaguar]

Global warming

Displaced penguins

Alligators and lions that escaped from zoos

Packs of stray dogs or domestic cats

A sunken WW2-era German or Russian submarine

A .50 cal modern military sniper rifle

BFG 9000

Double barreled shotgun

Demons

Melee combat and glory kills

Gravity gun

Alyx

Headcrabs

Aliens

A crashed UFO buried in the ice, and the shape shifting pilot is a cranky riser

Flamethrowers

Spud cannon

Talking snowmen cheerfully singing about suicide

[Semple Fi]

On 6/13/2023 at 1:18 AM, Mistral said:

Heart attack

Cancer

Stroke

Allergies

Asthma

Dementia

I’m still laughing about dementia

🤣🤣🤣

 Will keeps forgetting where he left his plane keys

 

 add SAD to the list (Seasonal Affective Disorder)

and a weight bench in the prison yard

Edited June 18, 2023 by Semple Fi
Add

[Semple Fi]

On 6/13/2023 at 2:46 PM, Leeanda said:

Bears in transition caves😁

That’s called episode 2 in Wintermute 😂

[Semple Fi]

Bicycles

 especially electric ones

and a VHS player with a full collection of 90’s movies

[Kranium]

container ship washed up on shore full of food

blisters

a Costco

pink eye

toilet paper

these things

not being able to jump

hot springs (actually that would be neat)

a camel that escaped from a zoo

cigarettes

salt for melting ice on your sidewalk

during an aurora being able to access your crypto account on coinbase so you can use some monero to buy a sailboat and sail away into the sunset

[ManicManiac]

10 hours ago, Semple Fi said:

On 6/13/2023 at 1:46 PM, Leeanda said:

Bears in transition caves😁

That’s called episode 2 in Wintermute 😂

😋

[LunarLime]

A more complicated hunger system where you have to keep your carbohydrates, fats, and protein up.

[xanna]

Tooth decay

[Leeanda]

1 hour ago, LunarLime said:

A more complicated hunger system where you have to keep your carbohydrates, fats, and protein up.

Please no...😊.  The thought of micro managing would probably stop me playing it .

[ManicManiac]

@LunarLime
@Leeanda
I concur.
I tried "Green Hell..."  that nutrition system just feels to me like a horrible slog.  It's the single reason I can't bring myself like or even play that game ever again. 😖

To me, there's only so much micromanaging I'm willing to do before I'm just not having fun anymore... Green Hell is way over that line for me.

Edited June 18, 2023 by ManicManiac