I_eat_only_wolf_meat Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 You step outside, see that it's sunny, and think you can probably start a fire with the magnifying lens. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeanda Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 you can risk looking away from the screen for a few seconds. And not get mauled. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpanishMoss Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 You know no wolves spawn nearby so you don't have to crouch 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimbobjoejr. Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 you know what place in each region makes the best base. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APixelatedLemon Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 You start taking water from your toilet to drink later... Just me? 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpUpAway95 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 (edited) Your neighbors ask you why you exit the door to your house every morning crouched and carefully look both left and right before heading to your car... to which you respond that you're checking to make sure there are no wolves nearby. Edited December 15, 2021 by UpUpAway95 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lomax Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 ... You hide inside random cars every time you see a dog on the street, startled when the radio actually works 😱 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeanda Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 You wonder where you could buy a bearskin coat in the middle of summer. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpanishMoss Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 You make sure to drop all your meat outside, so it degrades slower 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpUpAway95 Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 You collect (and eat) every cattail you see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piddy3825 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 You hear the crows cawing outside so you immediately look for a corpse to loot or a carcass to harvest 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UpUpAway95 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 You can't resist taking a prybar to the trunk of every parked car you see... and you now have a very long rap sheet with local law enforcement. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpanishMoss Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 You're confused as to why the car doors are locked as well as the trunk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jalos Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 You see a young tree in the far, and think that it's should be a sapling to harvest! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChillPlayer Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 When a barking dog makes you jump. True story, I was never anxious about dogs but after I played TLD for a few years I noticed that the barking triggers some reaction in my amigdala which puts me in a flight or fight mode. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morrick Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 When you're about to go out, put your photo equipment and other stuff in your backpack, and say out loud (even if English is not your first language): "This pack's getting kinda heavy!" When you've finished a tin of ground coffee and don't want to throw away the tin, in case you may need it later. When you eat a pack of salty crackers and you just feel your water intake indicator go down, even though you really don't have a water intake indicator in real life. When you open your car visor and there's nothing there, just like that game you're so obsessed about! And speaking of car, did you put this can of orange soda in the glove box, dear? — "No, I haven't… what's that thing doing there anyway?" — Uhhh... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piddy3825 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 47 minutes ago, Morrick said: And speaking of car, did you put this can of orange soda in the glove box, dear? — "No, I haven't… what's that thing doing there anyway?" — Uhhh... I now keep a can of grape soda and a pack of matches in my glove box and to make it even more interesting I throw an old half used sewing kit in the trunk... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catlover Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 You start going around and looting corpses...in real life 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piddy3825 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Catlover said: You start going around and looting corpses...in real life I'm actually sitting here laughing out loud and thinking "where in the world is Catlover finding and looting real corpses?" 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catlover Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 (edited) @piddy3825 glad I made you laugh! And it's best you don't know... Edited December 17, 2021 by Catlover 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoJonny Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 When you take something out of a file cabinet at work and say "I hope nobody needs this anymore!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpanishMoss Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 You see all the optimal locations to place a campfire so the wind won't blow it out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piddy3825 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 1 hour ago, SpanishMoss said: You see all the optimal locations to place a campfire so the wind won't blow it out. lol, that's just good bushcraft, right?!? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levelgrinder Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I heard a crow today irl and wondered if there was a corpse in that direction. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lomax Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 You empty your girlfriend's wardrobe and tear up all her clothes just to repair the one's you're wearing. She'll get over it ... Eventually 😬 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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