You know you've played enough Long Dark when ...

[Strelok]

You always go in the direction where the wind goes.

[piddy3825]

1 hour ago, Matt Lomax said:

You empty your girlfriend's wardrobe and tear up all her clothes just to repair the one's you're wearing.

 

She'll get over it ... Eventually 😬

please dont tell me you torn up her thong to use as ear warmers?

[Catlover]

22 minutes ago, piddy3825 said:

please dont tell me you torn up her thong to use as ear warmers?

Well, in a place like great bear, you gotta do what you gotta do...

[Matt Lomax]

1 hour ago, piddy3825 said:

please dont tell me you torn up her thong to use as ear warmers?

Um, I am not at liberty to divulge that information ... 😬 Hmm, actually ... time to create a new clothing slot south of the border, so to speak? 🤔

[piddy3825]

1 hour ago, Catlover said:

Well, in a place like great bear, you gotta do what you gotta do...

 

42 minutes ago, Matt Lomax said:

Um, I am not at liberty to divulge that information ... 😬 Hmm, actually ... time to create a new clothing slot south of the border, so to speak? 🤔

lol, I did see a pic of a guy who got thrown off a plane the other day for wearing a thong as a facemask!  and there was also a guy who used a bra cup for his facemask! 
ingenuity at it's finest!

[Catlover]

Just now, piddy3825 said:

 

lol, I did see a pic of a guy who got thrown off a plane the other day for wearing a thong as a facemask!  and there was also a guy who used a bra cup for his facemask! 
ingenuity at it's finest!

Haha, isn't humanity brilliant

[Catlover]

Sorry for double posting but I thought of another one

When you eat canned dog food, and find you actually like it 😋

Edited December 18, 2021 by Catlover

[Matt Lomax]

1 hour ago, piddy3825 said:

 

lol, I did see a pic of a guy who got thrown off a plane the other day for wearing a thong as a facemask!  and there was also a guy who used a bra cup for his facemask! 
ingenuity at it's finest!

🤣 Ingenious! Not sure of their effectiveness in preventing contagion but you have to give them a thumbs up for creativity. Good job it was a decent cup size, too. Could have had a small face, I guess 😂

[piddy3825]

18 minutes ago, Matt Lomax said:

🤣 Ingenious! Not sure of their effectiveness in preventing contagion but you have to give them a thumbs up for creativity. Good job it was a decent cup size, too. Could have had a small face, I guess 😂

 

[Catlover]

5 minutes ago, piddy3825 said:

 

It actually kind of looks like a genuine face mask. Very creative idea, just not one that's probably a good idea to wear in public...or anywhere

[Matt Lomax]

14 hours ago, piddy3825 said:

 

I have no words 🤦😂

[I_eat_only_wolf_meat]

21 hours ago, Matt Lomax said:

🤣 Ingenious! Not sure of their effectiveness in preventing contagion but you have to give them a thumbs up for creativity.

I thought it looked reasonably effective.  Or at least as effective as most poorly-fitting cloth masks.  I would have let him do it and not said a word.  People like that thrive on attention.

[SysGhost]

Constantly keeping a look out for bunkers.
Well.. As I live in the outskirts of Stockholm this is actually a thing. There's plenty of underground shelters and underground structures scattered all around. They had a shelter fever during the cold war era.

[Library-Gremlin]

When your friend says "I need to find something to eat" and you have to stop yourself from smacking them 

[Guest jeffpeng]

... the weather forecast announces a blizzard and you prepare for a long night of cooking.

Edited December 20, 2021 by jeffpeng

[Levelgrinder]

When you develop an irrational fear of being hit in the face when opening a microwave door.

[odizzido]

On 12/15/2021 at 4:56 PM, UpUpAway95 said:

You collect (and eat) every cattail you see.

There are so many cattails where I live. I must have 50,000 or more within an hour bike ride. That's over 34 years of food.

[piddy3825]

1 hour ago, odizzido said:

There are so many cattails where I live. I must have 50,000 or more within an hour bike ride. That's over 34 years of food.

you should let all your vegan friends know!  you'd be the talk of the town!  

[hozz1235]

 

[Catlover]

4 hours ago, hozz1235 said:

 

I could've sworn there was a thread similar to this! Thought it was just déjà vu or something lol

[Glflegolas]

You start referring to your night's sleep as "filling up your sleepy-eye".