What’s the dumbest thing you could add to the game that would still make sense

[Prometeu]

The ability to jump. Got stuck between two small borders or whatever... ruin a 10 h run just because cant get out of that  place. Contamination zone mining area has a lot of those....

[Bearimpaler101]

Condition: stress. Happens when you are being pursued by predators. Effect: after 30 seconds you pass out and black wolves will just do some damage bears will do the normal amount moose will give you broken ribs and Timberwolves just kill you.

[ElSuperGecko]

The common cold.

edit:  The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of being forced to listen to Mark Meer sniffing, sneezing and sounding bunged up for hours on end.  Maybe an additional punishment for falling through the ice?

"...a durst glass dicket to Dottingham plead".

Edited August 22 by ElSuperGecko

[Pyroxene]

TV programs on TVs during Aurora.

[Leeanda]

A fully stocked bar but all the beer is off

[conanjaguar]

On 8/19/2024 at 8:08 AM, xanna said:

Single socks and single gloves

Commonly found in washers and dryers .

[ThePancakeLady]

Huge dust bunnies under beds that may or may not attack the player.

Yes, bunnies made of dust and a holding a grudge over being kicked out of their cozy cave full of bones and shoved under a bed by some guy named Tim...

[GuardianCreature]

Squirrel getting into your food stash-or a skunk

[conanjaguar]

2 hours ago, ThePancakeLady said:

Huge dust bunnies under beds that may or may not attack the player.

On that note, actual bunnies that act like Timberwolves! Come to think of it, I think I'll do that myself, shouldn't be to difficult to mod in...

[ThePancakeLady]

Hinterlands adds an NPC to Survival Mode.

No, not the Trader. A different NPC.

The Old Man From Scene 24.

Don't like those swinging rope bridges?

You won't like them (even more!) when the Bridgekeeper pops out of the snow at one, and starts asking questions. He will also randomly show up at tree bridges too, just because. And you better know something about the capital of Assyria or the airspeed of an unladen swallow if you want to get past him to cross.

Now you know who is randomly closing doors behind you, and who is stealing your hacksaw or quartered bags of Moosen meat, and who rifled through your backpack if you chose to Cheat (the bridge of) Death.

[ElSuperGecko]

On 8/21/2024 at 6:02 PM, Pyroxene said:

TV programs on TVs during Aurora.

...as long as it's not this:

 

[ManicManiac]

@ElSuperGecko

Okay... but how about this Canadian masterpiece? 

[Lexilogo]

Heat Actions.