What did I just hear?

[Doc Feral]

For some seconds I was sure my survivor had let out a loud fart while walking. I thought that we hear their stomach grumbling, they yawn at the most inappropriate moments like running away from a bear, so was ready to accept it, then I noticed the warning on the top right corner of the screen. It was just a cotton toque (not worth repairing) which spontaneously reached 0% condition and self destructed, so the ripping sound went off by itself. I chuckled to myself for a while.

[ajb1978]

Instantly gain one scent line.

Edit: Oh man, it just occurred to me, how perfectly hilarious it would have been had that been thermal underwear instead of a toque.  RRRRIIIPPP underwear is ruined.

[Doc Feral]

1 hour ago, ajb1978 said:

 how perfectly hilarious it would have been had that been thermal underwear instead of a toque.  RRRRIIIPPP underwear is ruined.

That's worth planning and recording a videoclip. Eat a hot can of beans, start walking and...

[hozz1235]

<playing on the beans> Drop a can or 2 of beans, then pile up a bunch of empty cans around those, THEN the ripppp sound 

[Hotzn]

+1

I was half expecting you to write something along the lines of "at first I thought it was in the game, but then I realized that it was myself who farted. I just find TLD so relaxing".

[PlayerPawn]

Now that's an interesting mechanic that would be both realistic and hilarious.

*Eats Canned Pork and Beans*

*Affliction Gained: Searing gas pain.  You will fart uncontrollably, attracting wildlife.  Treatment: Avoid beans for 24 hours*

*Affliction Gained: Dutch Oven.  You will be unable to sleep with normal warmth bonus because of the rancid gas being released from your person.*

[Doc Feral]

Try farting in a moosehide cloak. It will have the infamous chimney effect and surround your face with a rotten fog.

[Khan_Drichthyes]

*bunnies immediately downwind are stunned into unconsciousness.*

[Soul Sojourner]

You survive the noxious gas because...

[s7mar7in]

On ‎9‎/‎7‎/‎2018 at 1:21 PM, Doc Feral said:

I chuckled to myself for a while.

Thanks @Doc Feral, now I'm trying to explain to my bride why TLD forum is so funny...but really, Thanks for the good laugh!