what is the dumbest thing you could possibly add to the game?

[florpman]

the rifle behaved like an actual Lee-Enfield and obliterates wolves and bears

Edited May 31, 2022 by florpman

[SmokyRawSauce]

[conanjaguar]

[odizzido]

A super massive black hole. You start the game and it ends in 0.000001 seconds as you turn into spaghetti.

[APixelatedLemon]

A Gundam Suit 

[conanjaguar]

3 hours ago, odizzido said:

A super massive black hole. You start the game and it ends in 0.000001 seconds as you turn into spaghetti.

Death message: You faded into the spherical dark.

[Mistral]

Old saves not working by design when new updates roll over.

Oh wait.

Edited July 13, 2022 by Mistral

[Kain]

motorized vehicles 

 

[Michael1986]

a working apache helicopter with armour piercing missiles.

[Leeanda]

An electric tin opener.  

[conanjaguar]

3 hours ago, Leeanda said:

An electric tin opener.  

This is actually not that dumb; we have one at the house! It would come in handy for easy cooking during an aurora.

[Leeanda]

9 hours ago, conanjaguar said:

This is actually not that dumb; we have one at the house! It would come in handy for easy cooking during an aurora.

So do I .  It's gathering dust in a corner. They never work properly.🙂.  It's not really something you can carry around ,apart from being a bit bulky ,they rattle too.  Not good for stealth.   

I was going to say toaster but the lack of bread to go with the peanut butter stymied that thought😁

 

[ManicManiac]

Hmm... the "dumbest thing" they could add to the game... 🤔

 

[Bearimpaler101]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahrahahahah  btw dumbest thing would be flying pigs that give wolves lifts to drop them on you damn  it pigs!

 

 

 

[Semple Fi]

[Leeanda]

Just now, Semple Fi said:

If that's dental floss then it could be used for temporary sewing repairs.. or for bunny traps. 

And yes I know what dental floss is but because it's close up it looks thicker🙂. Me and my eyesight😀

[Semple Fi]

20 minutes ago, Leeanda said:

If that's dental floss then it could be used for temporary sewing repairs.. or for bunny traps. 

And yes I know what dental floss is but because it's close up it looks thicker🙂. Me and my eyesight😀

Not dumb enough huh?

 

 Well then, how about this??

[Leeanda]

Just now, Semple Fi said:

Not dumb enough huh?

 

 Well then, how about this??

Exploding dental floss?  That's a different thing altogether 🙂. 

 

Who wants any icy dip?  Not me ,I get enough of those already😁. So yep! Dumb enough.👍

[conanjaguar]

27 minutes ago, Semple Fi said:

Not dumb enough huh?

 

 Well then, how about this??

That looks like the original concept map for Forlorn Muskeg...

[Michael1986]

On 8/7/2022 at 12:18 AM, conanjaguar said:

That looks like the original concept map for Forlorn Muskeg...

Forlorn Public Pool

[florpman]

man, these are funny

[xanna]

Thanks for bumping this thread @florpman

[Bearimpaler101]

Batarangs that's what. oh and a magnet that can eat wolves if you have five bucks.

Edited June 12, 2023 by Bearimpaler101
Dumb autocorrect stupid AUTOCORRECT

[florpman]

My idea: April fools joke, all the wolves are replaced with imposters

[Pınar51-06]

Ice-creams for food.