100 Ways to Die İn The Long Dark

[conanjaguar]

92. Dying of blood loss as soon as entering a trailer because Timberwolves wounded you 8 times and you forgot about the radial bar.

93. Freezing to death while tearing up your socks to make bandages to avoid bleeding out.

[conanjaguar]

94. Getting two doses of food poisoning from maple syrup at night, exhausted, overencumbered, in a blizzard with a wolf stalking you, build an 11 hour, +80 C fire and sleeeeeeeeeeeeee....................................
 

Totally didn’t just do that!

[conanjaguar]

95. Freezing to death while starting a fire.

96. Not sure if this is possible, but freezing to death during a bear mauling after being stomped by a moose. Who wants to try?

[Pencil]

97. Getting crushed by a dead bear (getting mauled by a bleeding bear and having it die while still mauling you)
(I don't think this has been said yet)

Edited June 17, 2022 by Pencil

[conanjaguar]

1 hour ago, Pencil said:

97. Getting crushed by a dead bear (getting mauled by a bleeding bear and having it die while still mauling you)
(I don't think this has been said yet)

Is that even possible?

[Leeanda]

Just now, conanjaguar said:

Is that even possible?

I believe I've seen it . Possibly on one of @Zaknafein videos. 

Apologies if wrong ! 

 

Edited June 17, 2022 by Leeanda

[conanjaguar]

@Leeanda interesting.

After racking my fertile brain, I came up with another one:

98. Dying of thirst while eating a box of crackers.

Almost at 100! Is there a prize?

[Leeanda]

Just now, conanjaguar said:

@Leeanda interesting.

After racking my fertile brain, I came up with another one:

98. Dying of thirst while eating a box of crackers.

Almost at 100! Is there a prize?

You'd have to ask the  OP that🙂.    

[conanjaguar]

1 hour ago, conanjaguar said:

Almost at 100! Is there a prize?

@Michael1986

How about it?

[Zaknafein]

On 6/17/2022 at 8:59 PM, Leeanda said:

I believe I've seen it . Possibly on one of @Zaknafein videos. 

Apologies if wrong ! 

 

@conanjaguar and @Leeanda see here at 4:17

 

[Leeanda]

Just now, Zaknafein said:

@conanjaguar and @Leeanda see here at 4:17

 

Thanks!🙂 I knew I'd seen it somewhere.. 

Any plans to do any more of these videos,?  I love watching them.👍

[Zaknafein]

Just now, Leeanda said:

Thanks!🙂 I knew I'd seen it somewhere.. 

Any plans to do any more of these videos,?  I love watching them.👍

I would love to, but it requires a lot of work. These four were mostly made because I gathered a huge collection when making my 10 Tips videos, as I wanted to include other streamers. Afterwards, I had a lot of clips and thought they could make good videos.

If I make more, I will probably make post so people can submit clips somewhere, as I don't know if I have time to check streamer collections manually.

[Leeanda]

Just now, Zaknafein said:

I would love to, but it requires a lot of work. These four were mostly made because I gathered a huge collection when making my 10 Tips videos, as I wanted to include other streamers. Afterwards, I had a lot of clips and thought they could make good videos.

If I make more, I will probably make post so people can submit clips somewhere, as I don't know if I have time to check streamer collections manually.

Ah I see.,thanks.   I know you're busy  anyway. Just wishful thinking but I'll still keep an eye out in the future.  I have the NOGOA to catch up on at the moment too .🙂

[Michael1986]

On 6/17/2022 at 11:40 PM, conanjaguar said:

@Michael1986

How about it?

Your brain you will get a dopamine hit from giving us the final entry

[conanjaguar]

 

2 hours ago, Michael1986 said:

Your brain you will get a dopamine hit from giving us the final entry

Or: the Molly Awards. You MUST use this as your home screen...

[conanjaguar]

Ok, here comes...

99. Falling off a cliff while trying to use the rope.

(my brother, not me)

[Catlover]

Surprised to see that nobody had finished this off!

100. Thinking that there’s no way a 40% can of sardines can give you food poisoning. It does

[conanjaguar]

On 4/6/2022 at 11:39 AM, Smellyfries said:

84.

Tin of Sardines. Enough said.

@Catlover

Mr. Smelly already got that one.

[Leeanda]

If anyone manages to shot themselves with any of the weapons ,please tell me how because it's the only way I haven't managed to die !🙂

[stratvox]

That time Will came home from the bar and froze to death in the fishing hut on Crystal Lake while snoring gently at his keyboard.

[conanjaguar]

23 hours ago, stratvox said:

That time Will came home from the bar and froze to death in the fishing hut on Crystal Lake while snoring gently at his keyboard.

Don’t drink and play! To thrive, or even live, in TLD, you just remain alert and have all your wits about you. One lapse of attention and its bye-bye sleepyhead.

[Catlover]

On 7/14/2022 at 7:27 PM, conanjaguar said:

@Catlover

Mr. Smelly already got that one.

Oh, my bad! 

[conanjaguar]

@Catlover

No problem!

I think we can all agree that @stratvox the Sleepyhead has provided the fina, cause of death possible in the Long Dark... but I never go down without a fight.

101. Getting stomped by a moose. Not once, nor twice, but four times!

[Catlover]

12 hours ago, conanjaguar said:

@Catlover

No problem!

I think we can all agree that @stratvox the Sleepyhead has provided the fina, cause of death possible in the Long Dark... but I never go down without a fight.

101. Getting stomped by a moose. Not once, nor twice, but four times!

Yep I agree! 
 

And ouch, that sounds like a pretty painful way to fade into the long dark