Point of Disagreement

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Anyone ever wonder how the argument went at the Point of Disagreement in Pleasant Valley?  I imagine it going something like:

Guy 1: "Hey you hit my car man!"
Guy 2: "Well why don't you learn to freakin' drive?!  You were way over the centerline!"
Guy 1: "Oh and how do you know that, ESP?  There's snow everywhere!"
Guy 2: "Tire ruts!  Your tires were just all over the place, stay in the tire ruts!"
Guy 1: "Oh and what about you, there's only like 30 cars on this entire friggen island and somehow..SOMEHOW..you managed to hit mine."
Guy 2: "Yeah it's pretty hard to avoid a car when it's coming at you in your own lane and you can't stop 'cause of all the snow on the road!"
Guy 1: "That's 'cause you've got summer tires on still!  What, are you from freakin' Florida or something?"
Guy 2: "They're all-season tires, mind your own business!"
Guy 1: "All-season?  This is Great Bear, we only HAVE one season!!"
Guy 3: "Hey guys, what's going on?"
Guy 1: "SHUT UP!"
Guy 2: "Hey don't you tell him to shut up, why don't YOU shut up?"
Guy 3: "Um hey guys..."
Guys 1 and 2: "SHUT UP!!"
Guy 3: "Seriously...Guys..."
Guys 1 and 2: "WHAT?!"
Guy 3: "There's a wol-"
Wolf: "Hey guys."
The Guys: "Oh....sh!#..."

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