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Captain Obvious Prepper

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I thought it might make a funny change to create a thread where people can post ideas that are so terrible that they'd never make it into the game, but are funny nonetheless. Here's mine:

"We should be able to craft a magic wand that allows you to cast spells such as summon tornado or raise dead!"

Please add yours!

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BortimusPrime Wolfbait

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Long johns become 100% wet when a bear detects you for the first time.

Wolf/bear attracting puddles of puke if you run around with food poisoning.

Bear aggro radius massively increased for female survivor for 5 days out of each month.

If you feed a bear a steak every day for a month, you can tame him and ride him around.

Hack limbs off frozen corpses for wolf decoys.

Once a sanity system is in place add dirty magazines which restore sanity faster than playing cards but degrade on use.  (Pages stuck together)

Sharky Prepper

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The Forlorn Musket! It's a super-weapon of mass destruction that some crazy military scientists made, but they hid it away in the Muskeg, because it was just TOO dangerous!! Basically, it would spawn in one of the muskeg hunting blinds with 200 rounds. And it's very effective!! When you shoot it, it insta-kills everything!!! Including yourself!!!!

 

Captain Obvious Prepper

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1 hour ago, Sharky said:

The Forlorn Musket! It's a super-weapon of mass destruction that some crazy military scientists made, but they hid it away in the Muskeg, because it was just TOO dangerous!! Basically, it would spawn in one of the muskeg hunting blinds with 200 rounds. And it's very effective!! When you shoot it, it insta-kills everything!!! Including yourself!!!!

 

And the Desolation Pistol, an upgraded version of the flare pistol that burns so hot that, as well as killing animals, it also cooks them for you in the process!

(Can also be used to purify water)

cekivi Pathfinder

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2 hours ago, toebar said:

The Mystery Tomato Soup.  When you eat this soup, you gain +10 Strength for 2 hours.  Makes you helluva tough and gives you the power to throw wolves further than Mr. T.

I would have thought that'd be canned spinach ;)

toebar Pathfinder

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Just now, cekivi said:

I would have thought that'd be canned spinach ;)

that would be even better--  but I wanted it to be a legendary version of an item already in game.. :)

Jolan Pathfinder

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On 2/27/2017 at 4:09 PM, AZHockeyNut said:

we should get eaten by a shark while walking along the waterway at Coastal Highway.

I just had a resident evil flashback :)

 

Jolan Pathfinder

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A fold up version of the Trapper's Cabin that you can carry with you.  Just need enough space and hey presto! instant shelter.  Also, with the ability to store items in the folded up shelter but have it weigh next to nothing. :)  Genius!

 

Captain Obvious Prepper

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Just now, Jolan said:

A fold up version of the Trapper's Cabin that you can carry with you.  Just need enough space and hey presto! instant shelter.  Also, with the ability to store items in the folded up shelter but have it weigh next to nothing. :)  Genius!

 

Love this one!

Captain Obvious Prepper

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Should be able to find a military radio in Signal Hill radio hut and use it to request airstrikes on bears, wolves etc. Or if you need fishing hole ice to be broken and you forgot your prybar.

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