Worst dialogue mismatches

[Smellyfries]

*Loots a pair of boots off a corpse*

"I wonder if the owner is around?"

OK THEN...

[ajb1978]

I used to imagine a scenario where you pick up a stick off the ground in the middle of the woods "I sure hope nobody needs this anymore," and then suddenly for no reason this crazy naked guy swinging a shillelagh around comes bounding over a nearby hill "No that's mine! Stay away from my stick!!"

[TiffTastic]

6 hours ago, Bearimpaler101 said:

I had the same thing with the rabbit and. "I hope nobody needs this anymore"

“I wonder who owns this stuff”😁

[Kayosiv]

The one that always drives me nuts is I'm being stalked by a wolf or bear or even in 1 instance have a moose charging at me, and my character chooses this moment to let out a long, drawn out, almost bored sounding, *yyaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnn*.