Blackrock's glitchy wolf is back!

[piddy3825]

who's harrassing who now???

 

I heard the squeal of the rabbit as the mighty timberwolf sunk it's fangs into its soft and quivering flesh

 

I pulled out my trusty 6 shooter and slowly approach ready for action

 

the wolf's eyes narrow as he sizes me up, dismisses me as not a threat and continues to hungerly gooble his meal

 

I didn't like his attitude so I let him have, point blank range, right between the eyes!

 

I moved to his other side and popped another round into his side

 

that had no effect so I switched to the bow

 

slowly taking aim, I pulled back the drawstring

 

twang!  right in the neck

 

he scoffed at the mere pinprick, so I emptied my quiver 

 

He remained unfazed and continued to greedily gooble up his dinner, occassionaly coming up for air and seeming to check on what i was doing

 

with a growl and a grin he continued to tear into his dinner...  I thought to myself, Flip You... It's about to get hot!

 

With a pop and a sizzle, my incendiary missle leapt across the few scant feet separating us and struck his side

 

the brightness of the flare hurt my eyes and the fetid smell of the wolfs buring hair filled my nostrils

 

I retrieved my arrows and harvested the wolf and the rabbit

 

 

rumor has it the ghost of the wolf still chomps and slurps his dinner to this day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DiscoJonny]

I spilled my beer when I saw you had shot that rabbit in the ass!

[piddy3825]

1 hour ago, DiscoJonny said:

I spilled my beer when I saw you had shot that rabbit in the ass!

lol, I sneezed when I was aiming my last arrow and ended up jiggling my mouse.  It amused me as well, so I just left it that way.  
glad you found it amusing as well!

[hozz1235]

I'm reporting you to PETA 😉

[piddy3825]

Look what I find the next day

lol, not sure what's going on with those rabbits, tracks all around and wolf carcass looked a little gnawed upon...

Edited December 11, 2021 by piddy3825
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[Morrick]

Okay, I read this at 4:30 AM and I laughed so loudly I woke up my wife! Man, that's one mean tough son of a bitch right there… 😆

[piddy3825]

10 minutes ago, Morrick said:

Okay, I read this at 4:30 AM and I laughed so loudly I woke up my wife! Man, that's one mean tough son of a bitch right there… 😆

Yeah, it was fun!  I just wish I had the rifle too

[peteloud]

A great sequence of pics. 

I met that wolf too, but I can't remember how it ended.

[piddy3825]

8 hours ago, peteloud said:

A great sequence of pics. 

I met that wolf too, but I can't remember how it ended.

glad you were amused!  thanks for the comment!