piddy3825 Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 "Hello Jeremiah, The CDC sent me here to innoculate you..." "This first booster is for the Leporidae strain" "the second injection is for the Cervidae virus" "this third jab should protect you from Canis lupus disease" "and this one is for mutated Ursidae vector" "wait, I think I'm feeling better already!" "there's just one more, this one is for the dreaded Necronomicon variant..." "argghhh, my heart!!!" "Johnson!" "Yes Sir?" "Mark this down as death by Bear Mauling...." 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoJonny Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 lol, you should have led with "Hello Jeremiah, I'm Dr. Fauci..." Talk about being misled by old white men... am I right?!? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomPlayer Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Lol, @piddy3825, I just laughed my ass off reading this post. Best line "there's just one more, this one is for the dreaded Necronomicon variant..." Wasn't the Necronomicon the book for raising the dead in the Bruce Campbell move, Army of the Evil Dead? famous line, "This is my Boom Stick!" You should be a political satirist, this just had me laughing at the absurdity that we find ourselves in nowadays! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jeffpeng Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 This is just the motivation I needed to finally get an appointment for my third jab. I mean - what could go wrong? 😄 On 12/21/2021 at 1:46 PM, RandomPlayer said: Wasn't the Necronomicon the book for raising the dead in the Bruce Campbell move, Army of the Evil Dead? Yes and no. While it is the book mentioned in this amazing movie, which had a lasting influence on me as I was lucky enough to have seen it in my formative years, it was originally conceived by the great and yet underrated H.P. Lovecraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMK Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 (edited) Just don't bring polishits here guys 😞 Yup the Necronomicron, written by the mad Abdul al-Hazred. When I was in my early teens, reading Lovecraft would really give me the shivers 😨 I wouldn't read his books alone at home lol If you likeLovecraft, you should enjoy Jean Ray, Malpertuis is available in english. Both authors are from the same generation, both started publishing around the same period by the end of WWI Edited December 22, 2021 by JMK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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