Sioux Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Peter and Mike, who is a hunter, are both good friends.One day Mike is wearing brand new crocodile leather shoes.Peter likes them a lot and asks Mike to explane how he got them."It's easy", says Mike. " You'll just have to go to Africa, find a crocodile, shoot it; and thenyou'll have your shoes!" Peter likes that plan, so he gets a rifle and travels to Africa to hunt himself a crocodile and some shoes.A month later the two friends meet again. Peter looks very sad. "What's wrong", Mike asks.Peter explanes: " I did exactly what you said. I went to Africa and I searched for a long time to find a crocodile. He tried to escape but I hunted him through the river. Finally I had him cornered, but he fought like a lion. I shot him five times, but then he attacked me. I had to kill him with my knife.""But that's great, is it not?" Mike replied. "You killed the crocodile and you've survived. So, why are you sad?"Peter lifts his head and looks at his friend. "He wasn't wearing any shoes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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