RandomPlayer Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 I just found a bottle of syrup in a cupboard in one of the cottages, I didn't know the bear could smell it. But he did... I told him "No!" I let him get a little closer. I took the old rifle I had recently found in old car, raised it and took deliberate aim before squeezing off my single round. POW!!! I knew my shot was true when his life essence spurted from the hole I had just punched into him. Looked like small geyser had erupted from his head. I had really expected to drop him where he stood, but he came charging like the wind so I quickly sought refugee in the car. He stomped around outside madder than a Karen at the local Walmart... When I got out of the car, I watched as he suddenly disappeared into thin air? The sound of crows cackling and cawing nearby drew my attention so I ventured out on the ice. Yup there we was! My what be teeth you have, I told him as I sharpened my blade. two hours later and suffering from exposure the work was done. I'm thinking bear kabobs drizzled in maple syrup is what's for dinner! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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