Bear wants my maple syrup ?!?

[RandomPlayer]

I just found a bottle of syrup in a cupboard in one of the cottages, I didn't know the bear could smell it.

But he did...

I told him "No!"

I let him get a little closer.

I took the old rifle I had recently found in old car, raised it and took deliberate aim before squeezing off my single round.

POW!!!  I knew my shot was true when his life essence spurted from the hole I had just punched into him.  Looked like small geyser had erupted from his head.

I had really expected to drop him where he stood, but he came charging like the wind so I quickly sought refugee in the car.

He stomped around outside madder than a Karen at the local Walmart...

When I got out of the car, I watched as he suddenly disappeared into thin air?  

The sound of crows cackling and cawing nearby drew my attention so I ventured out on the ice.  Yup there we was!

My what be teeth you have, I told him as I sharpened my blade.

 

two hours later and suffering from exposure the work was done.    

I'm thinking bear kabobs drizzled in maple syrup is what's for dinner!

[SirSharper]

Now that is story telling. 

[A Trico Fan]

best story ever