Hank Hill's Fuel

[Ice Hole]

Blood Loss & Bruising &
Lacerations & Sprained Ankle &
Sprained Wrist & Broken Ribs &
Starvation & Dysentery &
Food Poisoning & Dehydration &
Intestinal Parasites & Burns &
Infections & Cabin Fever &
Exhaustion & Electric Shock &
Frostbite & Hypothermia &
Win 

The challenge:

Pro Pain! 

 

 

[Ice Hole]

Have this song running through my head while I try this challenge.

If you wanna hang out 
You need to take her out
Pro Pain

If you want to get down
Down to the ground
Pro Pain

 

 

[Ice Hole]

Complete the challenge and win cool merchandise...

 

..for 37 Canadian Dollars plus shipping.  

https://www.hinterlandstore.com/collections/tees-tanks/products/the-many-ways-to-die-t-shirt-mens

[Ice Hole]

Before attempting this I have thought about different strategies.

There is first an order specific style and obtain each condition in the list:

Blood Loss & Bruising &
Lacerations & Sprained Ankle &
Sprained Wrist & Broken Ribs &
Starvation & Dysentery &
Food Poisoning & Dehydration &
Intestinal Parasites & Burns &
Infections & Cabin Fever &
Exhaustion & Electric Shock &
Frostbite & Hypothermia 

An Ordered win requires each condition acquired sequentially. 

Second a shuffle style where any thing goes.

A Shuffle win is where all the conditions are acquired in any order.

The best environment could be Carter Hydro Dam.  There is wolf, moose, cliff and exposed wires all in close proximity.  Cabin fever can be taken care of inside the trailer.

So first is to have a wolf bite and acquire the Blood Loss, Bruising and Lacerations.  Then bandage otherwise I am bleeding all over the place and risk death.  The Sprained Ankle and Sprained Wrist can take place near the Moose spawn.  Then Broken Ribs can be acquired.  The Starvation and Dysentery should be straight forward then onto Food Poisoning and Dehydration.  Intestinal Parasites will be completed with either Wolf or Bear meat.  Then light a fire for the Burns.  The Infection will be from the wolf bite earlier.  Cabin Fever inside the trailer while waiting for Exhaustion.  The Electric Shock needs to occur during an aurora so inside Carter Hydro Dam. Then suffer Frostbite and finally Hypothermia.  

Think I will try a practice run on Voyageur then go for a try on Interloper.

[Ice Hole]

Elegy Spoiler

Saw concussion as a condition on a survivor.  Could this indicate a new shirt?

[Martin Prchal]

Sounds like a great experiment to try on Will. It would be funny to have as many afflictions as possible and then sleep them all off. It would be really satisfying to have all the notifications pop up in your sleep.