Dumbest death ever

[lordkevnar]

I just died after nearly 9 days in. I was attacked by a wolf, and not only did I win, I actually killed the thing. I was all excited! Yeah! Me FTW!!! I immediately went to harvest the wolf of meat and hide.

And then I bled to death and died from the wounds. D'uh.

Note to self: tend wounds first, and then teabag the corpses of fallen foes.

[EternityTide]

Sounds like a motto to live by.

[ErickRedfieldh]

Tending wounds and teabagging corpses, the Long Dark way.

[brostoevsky]

Same thing almost happened to me the other day. I was on day 47 and killed a wolf in hand to hand combat and was so excited to harvest him that I forgot to bandage first. I managed to click cancel and bandage after seeing my condition drop rapidly to 6%.

My stupidest death was probably dying of thirst while doing a long (15 logs) search for firewood. Oops.