What is the truth behind Hard Hat conspiracy..

[ZappoInterloper]

If i have a penny for everytime i heard that "it s just a joke.." 

What if hard hat its actually "a holy grail" of all hats.. 

Never decay.. 

Can survive 100 bear attacks... 

Designated for enlightened minority.. For those who knows that warmth bonus is just a illusion...

(need check above) 

Time for call to all dedicated reaserchers..  Share your findings.. Dig deeper... Reveal the truth.. 

[BugReportEnthusiast]

super late but hilariously it can get wet and freeze

[Semple Fi]

You can survive a jump from the rickety bridges as long as you land head first in the helmet. 

[MrWolf]

Most importantly, don't wear it backwards.