conanjaguar

Again, a message to all those who have just joined the Forum or are thinking about doing so: Go for it!

Ugh. Dieting. Even though I am not overweight, I do suffer from Tourette’s Syndrome, which is extremely disruptive to my life. So, I turn to dieting to help fix the problem. 

Gone are the days of steaming soups, hearty hunks of greasy meat, and the delicate taste of sushi.

I am now on a steady diet of garlic butter on rye, with the occasional tin of sardines. I have not had food poisoning yet...

For those who may suspect my authentic membership in the human species, I am not a bot. I just have way too much time on my hands.