character comments

[DMoriarty]

So, i'm navigating my character through the forest and pick up a stick, and my character says, "Hope nobody needs this." Really? A stick? The lantern, yes, but a stick? Made me chuckle, anyway. I am guessing the comments are random and triggered once every 15th time or something. I would like the character to say a larger variety of things when picking up items (he only says about four different things), and use some common sense, for goodness sake. And, the character should say something epic when he finds the rifle! Like, "it's payback time, fluffy!"