Who Have You Streaked Lately

[MacEriu]

Today I left the farm house. I spotted a bear that was at the back orchard. While he did stand up to get a better look at me, he did not move towards me so; I quickly took off towards the barn. Only then after I checked out the barn (taking freezing damage constantly) and then quitting for the day, did I remember that the night before I had taken my clothes off before going to bed.