RobinHood3000

Well, this one's easy. I sit down at my computer, boot up The Long Dark, put in my earbuds so as not to bother my roommates, and start my latest sandbox game. I'm leaving the Quonset Garage and heading up the mountain when I hear the snuffling of a bear off to my left. I immediately veer to the right, backing away from the sound and scanning around corners for wherever the heck this bear is. I'm super-confused that the bear seems to be getting closer, when I turn around and find myself FACE TO FACE with the bear of my nightmares. It's mauling me before I can even think about drawing a weapon and tramples me to within an inch of my life. Let that be a lesson to you. When you're trudging alone through the post-apocalyptic Canadian wilderness, don't put your ears on backwards.