The One Calorie

[Veskaida]

Three kg of bearmeat for the Astrid-doctors under the mag-lens sky,
Seven for the Will-pilot in their caves of coal,
Nine for Frozen Corpse doomed to die,
One for the Dark Survivor in his bear cave of bone
In the Land of Canada where the Black Bear lie.
   One Calorie to rule them all, One Calorie to feed them,
   One Calorie to bring them all, and in the aurora intestinal-parasite them
In the Land of Canada where the Black Bear lie.

Long story short: murdered and partially harvested a bear, returned the next morning for the remaining meat and 'this' was left (along with some 1kg slabs). Never seen a piece of food that was precisely 1 calorie remaining, much less meat or raw meat, so found it rather amusing.

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