Third Option for Cheating Death: Permanent Misery Effect

[Willy Pete]

The first time I died after the update (my fire went out while I slept, RIP) and I got the option to cheat death I expected to be offered or even forced to choose one of the negative effects that come in the Misery mode. It made sense and I hadn't read up on the system at the time, but thinking about it afterwards: that could be a cool third debuff alternative.

When given the option to cheat death, what if we had the option to suffer no penalty other than taking one of the Misery afflictions as a permanent effect? It could either be chosen or randomized for maximum effect.