I found the Desolation Point Moose...


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...or rather, he found me.

I've been making myself at home in the big fisheries processing center for some time now.  After cooking and storing the meat from a bear I killed, I decided to go out for a walk.  Why not?  I already stockpiled all the necessities and just needed a leisurely walk.  I visited the island with all the bunnies.  I looked around the area below the lighthouse.  Hmm...  Did I properly check out that truck that crashed below the bridge?  I guess I can take a look.

What was that noise?  It almost sounded like someone talking in the distance?  That can't be. 

Oh, crap, I just heard a moose call!

RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!

He must have been on the bridge, where I couldn't see him!  I'm getting too winded to keep running!  Did I get far enough away!?  Get the rifle ready, just in case!  Can't run anymore!  Turn around!

HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!

*BLAM!*

He's still coming!  Backpedal and chamber another round!  *ooof*

-too late.

 

He moves away.  My chest screams in agony with every breath I take.  Slink away.  Get out bandages and painkillers.  Please don't let the wolves find me.

Get clear of him.  The more distance, the better.  Anger and adrenaline...  I wasn't even after you!  I was just out for a walk!  The big rock by the shipwreck.  Maybe he can't get up there.  Found a way to the top.  Hope he can't get up here too.  Oh, so now you're going to stroll along, you smug SOB!  Take aim.  I wonder how many hits it'll take?  I wonder if I can take him before he gets to me?

*BLAM*

SWEET MARY TYLER MOORE SLAPPING JOSEPH WITH AN OVERCOOKED HADDOCK, HE WENT DOWN!!!

 

So I'm well provisioned for food now, and looking forward to making something nice from his pelt.  

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