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Fluffy is a genetic failed experiment but in the aftermath his genome mutated further. If he bites you he will transfer his genes to your blood but this time you don't become a Spiderman, you become Wolverine :)  This means wolves and bears run from you, you don't need any clothes anymore and you get food poisoned by eating anything else than raw meat :P

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Repair the harpoon gun on the Riken. If you manage to spear a deer/wolf/bear without killing it, then it can't move any further away from you while tethered to the gun. Craft a winch to wheel the prey in.

Take it one step further and have whales appear occasionally. Muchos meat. Muchos lamp oil. Guts galore.

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On 2/28/2017 at 3:23 AM, Captain Obvious said:

Or the occasional one could be like this! ;) 

 

 

I was beaten to the punch but

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When TLD modding becomes a thing, I really hope somebody mods a lot of these ideas into the game!

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1 hour ago, JAFO said:

When TLD modding becomes a thing, I really hope somebody mods a lot of these ideas into the game!


The bad ideas greatest hits? ;) 

 

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Wolves should get food poisoning if they eat raw meat. It's only fair!

Although the idea of packs of wolves all running around with gastroenteritis is somewhat more scary than the way it is now...

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6 hours ago, JAFO said:

When TLD modding becomes a thing, I really hope somebody mods a lot of these ideas into the game!

This would be awesome!

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Make a 22 day countdown to announce nothing new except a release date which is 120 additional days away and piss off your entire online community after already taking 4 years to develop. 

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11 minutes ago, KD7BCH said:

Make a 22 day countdown to announce nothing new except a release date which is 120 additional days away and piss off your entire online community after already taking 4 years to develop. 

Ouch.  I was waiting for someone to drop this one.  :D

 

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Just have a look at the STEAM forums or Reddit. Its like they sacrificed a cow or something live on youtube with this countdown. Really screwed the pooch. 

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24 minutes ago, KD7BCH said:

Just have a look at the STEAM forums or Reddit. Its like they sacrificed a cow or something live on youtube with this countdown. Really screwed the pooch. 

may 4, the day of the red thumb. 

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2 hours ago, KD7BCH said:

Make a 22 day countdown to announce nothing new except a release date which is 120 additional days away and piss off your entire online community after already taking 4 years to develop. 

Brutal!

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We need attack cats. They are fed with fish, can decimate wolves, and you start with 5 in every gamemode. You must breed them and rule the world with your inbred cat army

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A katana, that can be used to kill bears or wolves that attack you.

Wendigos.

Tauntauns. And, while we're on tauntauns, wampas.
(Seriously, though, while I think it would be terrible to have in-game, I'll be heartbroken if that isn't a mod)

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1 hour ago, strigon said:

I'll be heartbroken if that isn't a mod

when given mod support all one has to do is ask and yee shall receive.

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1 minute ago, stapeliad said:

Drunk bear hunting......... from all the whiskey in the bunkers.

I thought this was a thread for bad suggestions! :D

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