Captain Obvious

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I would love to add to the game a rare spawn of a tree that looks exactly like all other trees but the bark can be harvested and used to make a set of armor that gives The Power of the Tempest and allows you to control weather.

Imagine walking around, going up to every tree in the game, and seeing if it had lootable bark.  LOL

 

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Ever noticed, that feathers stay put, no matter how strong the wind is? That ain't realistic!

Make winds have an effect on all things that lay on the ground. A slight breeze should blow feathers away, a stronger wind should move sticks and a blizzard should blow sticks and branches away. On second thought, why are there no tornados in the game?

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Corpses are actually cursed and when you loot them, they'll become zombies to hunt you. The leader is the "white walker" riding on a moose and fluffy is his pet.... Winter is coming :)

The final goal is to loot everything, bring it back to the "Black-Riken-Pearl", break the ice and throw all your loot into the ocean :P

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Random farting and burping. Not so random when crouching. Will spook the deer you are stalking and increase wolf detection/aggro radii. Suitable exclamations like:

"What? Wait, do you smell cookies?"

Fart weight display. Important that the optimum weight of 0 grams can be seen particularly after food poisoning.

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-Summer season.

-A city, it hasnt to be huge city, but it has to have at least a bulding with several floors, many streets, ammo store, a big market, schools...

-A pet, maybe a wolf, I'am thinking when I left food for them, that they took the food and go away, well, they stay around, then they want to get in home with you, so you feed your puppy, and he help when you explore...

tks

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On 2/27/2017 at 11:05 AM, mattyboi said:

Create a "bowel" meter and make the survivor dig latrine ditches.

Voice clip: "Mmph - somethin's gotta go."
Sound of "picking up cured hide" plays.  Random bear noises.

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20x scrap metal + 2x cured maple + 4x cured gut + 4x Cured Leather + Quality Tools + Jerry Can + Storm Lantern + Can Opener + Driving Gloves, 100 hours at workbench = Survival Quad Bike

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4 hours ago, ArmagedDan said:

20x scrap metal + 2x cured maple + 4x cured gut + 4x Cured Leather + Quality Tools + Jerry Can + Storm Lantern + Can Opener + Driving Gloves, 100 hours at workbench = Survival Quad Bike

amazing!

Love the random can opener too. Should include a magnifying glass and make it a real sacrifice to make!

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13 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

Love the random can opener too.

 

Isn't that obvious it's for the gear box? Duh ! (lol)

Love the idea by the way !

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Rebuild the plane on TWM and use it to escape!

Requirements:

200 hours with hacksaw; 300 scrap metal, 15 jerry cans, quality tools, 1 bearskin bedroll, seven 50% cured maple saplings, 3x ruined rabbit meat and two bears as living sacrifices.

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Empty or fully Jerry Cans? You also forgot the wolf leather seats ;)

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1 minute ago, cekivi said:

Empty or fully Jerry Cans? 

Full, probably!

1 minute ago, cekivi said:

You also forgot the wolf leather seats ;)

Ah yes, how could I forget! And the deerskin curtains!

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50 minutes ago, cloudsoda said:

Ability to yell at predators "YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!!!" and they die instantly.

Not sure we'll be able to animate in the inevitable wolf or bear shrug as a response to this inter-species call-out, but who knows. ;) 

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Create a new challenge where the player needs to collect all the parts to the crashed aircraft, they then need to piece it together using glue made by the boiling up of assorted animal parts. Fuel it with lantern fuel, then by using coastal highway as a runway, escape to hawaii !

 

Plane-Sunset.jpg

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21 hours ago, Patrick Carlson said:

Not sure we'll be able to animate in the inevitable wolf or bear shrug as a response to this inter-species call-out, but who knows. ;) 

XD Maybe a simple head tilt?

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On 3/7/2017 at 10:13 AM, ArmagedDan said:

Voice clip: "Mmph - somethin's gotta go."
Sound of "picking up cured hide" plays.  Random bear noises.

I  loled.

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4 hours ago, KD7BCH said:

1 word.

Helicopters

That would be so awesome! and immediately lethal, I'm terrible with helicopters. ;) 

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Helicopters?, really I do prefer this.. (And do not say that is impossible, there are a lot of cars so a lot of fuel)

motoNieveCasera0.jpg

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12 hours ago, mic said:

Helicopters?, really I do prefer this.. (And do not say that is impossible, there are a lot of cars so a lot of fuel)

motoNieveCasera0.jpg

mount a couple of guns on that puppy!

 

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1 hour ago, Jolan said:

mount a couple of guns on that puppy!

 

Dual pintle-mounted 303's!

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