Mel Guille

The Long Dark Punpocalypse

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Starving for play-on-words, "Dad" jokes, and other objectively bad humour?

In interest of sheltering the rest of of the community, I've set up this base where those afflicted with a penchant for punning can seek treatment.

Warning: wolfing down a heavy load of these jokes may be too much to bear. We woodn't want to stick you with a condition that will make you hate our guts.

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Hopefully treatment will not consist of any sort of pun.ishment. I've been banned on too many forums :P

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I think all the rabbits are part of The Sugar Hill Gang, they always go a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie to the hip, hip hop, and they don't stop.

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Not a lot of posts in this thread, one could say it has ... tumblr_mi14fkMUOf1rp8gz7o1_500.gif snared down

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Q: What do you call a frozen rabbit corpse that you accidentally burn in the campfire?

A: An Ice Krispie!

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"Gotta leave something behind"

"You can start with that attitude."

:)

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Loots packet of supermarket ready made bread dough from corpse in chef hat, finds it is mouldy.

"Hope no one kneads this."

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hear about the letter "O"?

it drank its own "P"

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I snow this thread will be lame

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Geography puns! I usually stick to jokes about items and wildlife.

Maybe it's time I rabbit up, if I try to meat this new challenge I'd probably butcher it.

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Tried to use my rifle and steal a fish from a deer last night, he sockeye'd it to me and it was a bore having no bullets in the bore, didn't get any bang for my buck.

Sam

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  I saw something similar to moss the other day, but I didn't know what to lichen it to.
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It would seem that people who complain about how hard it is to play this game are being ignored. Listening to them is just another "boy who cried wolf".

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No matter how much time you spend beach combing, you'll never run through any hares.

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I would like to put forth a theory regarding the crashed prison bus...

Perhaps the inmates on board were avid punners themselves, charged with rhymes against humanity, and sentenced to life in the pun-itentiary

Sam

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So, Butch never was a nice guy, some called him cold hearted. Recently, he got caught in a blizzard. Didn't change him, his hearts' still cold as ice.

Sam

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