The Official Long Dark Memes Thread!

[Stinky socks]

TLD: hold my polygon count.

Edited June 4, 2021 by Stinky socks

[tulkawen]

Hi guys, art isn't my thing, but I came up with a funny idea from a comic strip applicable to playing Interloper.

 

Slide One: Frozen Will is crawling through snow on his dying breath and comes across another less lucky adventurer who has a lamp beside him. 🥶

Slide Two: Will rubs the lamp and an all powerful Genie comes out. 🎇

Slide Three: In exchange for freedom, Genie offers Will a mountain of gold and diamonds.

Will is completely unimpressed. 🤨

Slide Four: Genie offers his master a harem of the most beautiful women.

Will can't care less. 🙄

Slide Five: Will tells the Genie his true heart's desire. A box of matches. 🤩

Genie almost drops back into his lamp from shock O_O 😵

[Leeanda]

Love to here more of this story!

[tulkawen]

3 hours ago, Leeanda said:

Love to here more of this story!

🤣 I imagine as his second wish he'll ask for Astrid after all.

[SnowWalker]

My new LD meme 😁

[Dogelsagod]

Lol I laughed at some of these. I wish I could make some but it don’t think you guys would like it.

[Dogelsagod]

On 6/9/2019 at 4:14 PM, Wintermute_TLD said:

Man, I miss that wolf. She was annoying, yeah, but the Dam's kinda idk boring now

I may have started playing the long dark when ash canyon was added but I have heard stories about fluffy. Aperently she is in bleek inlet where the ammo bench is. I have some stories of my own when encountering fluffy. She does make a good fluffy wood skin coat tho.

[Bearimpaler101]

On 6/9/2019 at 4:14 PM, Wintermute_TLD said:

Man, I miss that wolf. She was annoying, yeah, but the Dam's kinda idk boring now

Was there a wolf in Carter hydro dam and where

[ajb1978]

11 hours ago, Bearimpaler101 said:

Was there a wolf in Carter hydro dam and where

Prior to the initial release of episode 1 and 2, Carter Dam wasn't decorated with as many interior objects, and the whole upstairs floor with the office didn't even exist. There were crates and cardboard boxes in the room just past the lobby, but the turbine room (with the fire barrel) was mostly empty space. That turbine room is where Fluffy used to prowl.

Which if you see how much junk is scattered all over the place in today's version, makes complete sense why Fluffy was removed. The AI pathfinding doesn't handle tight constraints well.

[Catlover]

4 hours ago, ajb1978 said:

Prior to the initial release of episode 1 and 2, Carter Dam wasn't decorated with as many interior objects, and the whole upstairs floor with the office didn't even exist. There were crates and cardboard boxes in the room just past the lobby, but the turbine room (with the fire barrel) was mostly empty space. That turbine room is where Fluffy used to prowl.

Which if you see how much junk is scattered all over the place in today's version, makes complete sense why Fluffy was removed. The AI pathfinding doesn't handle tight constraints well.

Is that guy outside of the lower dam, with all those bandages, one of her victims perhaps? I've always found the dam creepy though I'm glad I didn't play when she was there, I bet Fluffy gave inexperienced players a heart attack! 

[ajb1978]

On 2/27/2022 at 1:09 PM, Catlover said:

Is that guy outside of the lower dam, with all those bandages, one of her victims perhaps? I've always found the dam creepy though I'm glad I didn't play when she was there, I bet Fluffy gave inexperienced players a heart attack! 

Seems like that was a prelude to Molly, on account of the broken arrows lodged into the hatch as if someone had missed.

[ManicManiac]

Forest Talkers... founding member.

Edited March 6, 2022 by ManicManiac

[Bearimpaler101]

[Bearimpaler101]

Sorry for bad quality

[Bearimpaler101]

Can someone do some memes I need some laughs these days I'm not really in the perfect spot right now so laughter will make it a lot better

[Leeanda]

4 hours ago, Bearimpaler101 said:

Can someone do some memes I need some laughs these days I'm not really in the perfect spot right now so laughter will make it a lot better

Sorry you're not so good right now.  If you need to chat give me a shout. 

Failing that have you checked out some of the videos on here? They can be very funny.

[Bearimpaler101]

No I've seen ALL the memes on this thread

[Leeanda]

23 minutes ago, Bearimpaler101 said:

No I've seen ALL the memes on this thread

I mean on the video ,gameplay threads. There's some funny ones on there.

[Bearimpaler101]

Oh thank you for the advice

[Leeanda]

9 minutes ago, Bearimpaler101 said:

Oh thank you for the advice

No worries!  Hope you enjoy them

[conanjaguar]

My meme?:

I do not think that I’m very good at this... anyway, don’t believe the ads!

[conanjaguar]

This thread is dead, isn’t it?

EDIT: Another one.

Edited July 7, 2022 by conanjaguar
Added another meme. A real one!

[conanjaguar]

I seem to be cranking these out!

EDIT: This one I find creepy.

Edited July 7, 2022 by conanjaguar
Creepy addition

[conanjaguar]

Bwahaha! @Bearimpaler101wanted memes, and he got memes!

EDIT: Do I spam?

Edited July 7, 2022 by conanjaguar
Do I spam?

[StillNomad]

Not a meme, (and probably not the place to share it) but I've found this to be one of the funniest things I've come across in this forum. I've read this time and again and I'm still laughing today as I'm sharing this. I hope it provides the laughs... @Bearimpaler101