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Top Ten Things To Do While Suffering Cabin Fever Indoors

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You are indoors when you start to feel the wall around you.  But you are in good health and there's plenty of food in the fridge and bottles of water on the window sill.  Why risk the dangers of out-of-doors?  Go on a 48-hour bender right in your living room.  There's plenty to keep you busy...

10.  Polish your "guns". Thoroughly.

9. Waterbottle art.

8. Rearrange the furniture.

7. Start fires.

6.  Search every corner using the magnifier.

5. Food spoilage races.

4. Place burnt out brands to mark a reverse sundial.

3. Make a quilt from old clothes.

2. "Polish" your "tools".  Thoroughly.

1. Reorganize sock drawer. Again.

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12. Read out the original version of Tolstoy's "War and Peace" to your character. If necessary, learn Russian first.:silly:

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1 Gather the weight and calorie count of every scrap of food, compare, arrange in a list from lightest and most calorie rich to heaviest and least calorie rich. Write it all down. Post it to the Hinterland forums.

2 Take everything out of your pack. Load it with ONLY the essentials. Stash these essential in a box. Load your pack with another load of essentials. Rinse, repeat, until you no longer have food or matches. Pack everything back up in your pack and stare out the window for the next 9 hrs.

3 Learn to play your armpit.

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15. Use all of those animal parts you've got lying around to construct a moose. Give the moose a name. It is your new best friend.

 

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16. Construct squirrel from rabbit pelts. This squirrel is Rocky. If you're not around he'll keep your moose company :silly:

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17.  Toss a handful of crow feathers on the floor to cast the I Ching.

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On 4/28/2016 at 10:31 PM, cekivi said:

16. Construct squirrel from rabbit pelts. This squirrel is Rocky. If you're not around he'll keep your moose company :silly:

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Construct three separate Dungeons and Dragons characters; construct a 20 hr campaign; build little figurines made of wood, fur, and "glue"; play D&D with Rocky (the rabbit-fur squirrel) and Vlad (the meat-byproduct moose).

Receive one perfect moment of clarity. You have descended to the lowest annual of madness.

Argue with Vlad about what constitutes a neutral evil vs. neutral chaotic alignment. Roll your eyes every time Rocky tries to "seduce" a female NPC.

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1 hour ago, PlotDeviceManager said:

Construct three separate Dungeons and Dragons characters; construct a 20 hr campaign; build little figurines made of wood, fur, and "glue"; play D&D with Rocky (the rabbit-fur squirrel) and Vlad (the meat-byproduct moose).

Receive one perfect moment of clarity. You have descended to the lowest annual of madness.

Argue with Vlad about what constitutes a neutral evil vs. neutral chaotic alignment. Roll your eyes every time Rocky tries to "seduce" a female NPC.

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