Think I might have been playing TLD too much...

[starfighter441]

Driving home from work this morning, I noticed three crows flying across the sky, and thought, " Ah geez, not another blizzard coming..."

[hauteecolerider]

Yeah, I heard crows somewhere the other day and thought "Oh, another corpse! Deer or human?"

[starfighter441]

You know you play too much TLD when...

 

[Pillock]

I went round my friend's house recently and found myself glancing under her sofa to see if there were any stray rifle rounds lying about.

 

[Survive757]

if I see a sale on matches or firemaking supplies I buy a ton of it because this game has taught me how powerful and comforting it is to be able to make a fire when you really need one LOL

[hauteecolerider]

When I hear a neighborhood dog barking.

I look around, expecting a wolf.

I see a fluffy little Shih Tzu smiling up at me. 

[Kakapo]

On 4/21/2016 at 11:40 AM, hauteecolerider said:

I see a fluffy little Shih Tzu

TLD has turned a comforting word, into one that inspires terror...

[Wastelander]

On 20.4.2016 at 7:16 PM, starfighter441 said:

You know you play too much TLD when...

 

• you wonder how much meat you friend's pets have on them
• you have to remind yourself to pay for all that canned food
• you regularly sleep in your car for no reason at all
• you compulsively steal everything in sight
• you have a storm lantern in your house and you use it more often than actual electric lights
• you sleep naked and sometimes forget to put on your pants in the morning

[Tbone555]

hey yall. i once went to a zoo that was full of nothing but dogs.

it was a Shih Tzu

HA!

... anyway. you know you play the long dark too much when youre deathly afraid of contracting food poisoning from granola bars xD

[Patrick Carlson]

4 hours ago, Wastelander said:

• you wonder how much meat you friend's pets have on them

Ha ha! That's a classic. Hasn't happened to me yet with the neighborhood dogs, so I guess I need to play a few hundred more hours. Nice one.

 

[hauteecolerider]

3 hours ago, Tbone555 said:

... anyway. you know you play the long dark too much when youre deathly afraid of contracting food poisoning from granola bars xD

Yeah, I've caught myself looking at the granola bars in the vending machine at work and thinking "hmmm, nope. No antibiotics on me."

[Wastelander]

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Yeah, I've caught myself looking at the granola bars in the vending machine at work and thinking "hmmm, nope. No antibiotics on me."

I'm just glad you didn't shoot and cook the nearest dog

[Rusty_Old_F250]

When your in the woods, and suddenly, you swear you hear the music from the game... 

And (also in the woods) anything that sounds remotely like a dog bark has you fumbling for a road flare or a rifle, and then panicking because you have neither!

Sam

[hauteecolerider]

20 minutes ago, Wastelander said:

I'm just glad you didn't shoot and cook the nearest dog

Shoot? Shoot? Shoot? 

Hell, I need no stinking' gun to kill a dog!

(Sad to say, I really have done so without a gun . . . 

Too many times . . .)

[Wastelander]

Just now, hauteecolerider said:

Shoot? Shoot? Shoot? 

Hell, I need no stinking' gun to kill a dog!

(Sad to say, I really have done so without a gun . . . 

Too many times . . .)

That sounds sad. Are you a veterinarian by any chance?

Another thing: I caught myself scanning shelves for pork and beans  (we don't have these often, or maybe not at all in Germany) - despite my favorite canned foods being directly in front of me. I just pray I won't get the stupid idea to tear apart my shirts to repair my socks...

[hauteecolerider]

5 minutes ago, Wastelander said:

That sounds sad. Are you a veterinarian by any chance?

 

Yup.

[Pillock]

7 minutes ago, hauteecolerider said:

Yup.

I presume the proper veterinary procedure doesn't involve stabbing them in the face with a knife then letting them run around until they die of blood loss, either?

Or does it?

[hauteecolerider]

8 minutes ago, Pillock said:

I presume the proper veterinary procedure doesn't involve stabbing them in the face with a knife then letting them run around until they die of blood loss, either?

Or does it?

Nooooo ...

Unless they pi$$ me off enough ...

[Wastelander]

53 minutes ago, Pillock said:

I presume the proper veterinary procedure doesn't involve stabbing them in the face with a knife then letting them run around until they die of blood loss, either?

Or does it?

So that's why my friend won't let me enter his garden anymore...