Interloper is affecting my real life...

[ChillPlayer]

I was at a friend yesterday enjoying the view when I suddenly discovered this - 900 cals just for grabs! I had to restrain myself to not empty his garden, thank goodness we had some steaks on the grill

[MarrowStone]

Every time I pass the cattails at my work i have the same feeling.

The cattales there have some sort of genetic mutation that makes them have 3-5 heads fused together at the ends. So much Tinder! 

I have two photos but they must be too high of a resolution to post? It wont let me.

[Hotzn]

You should have dumped the steak and grabbed the cattails. Firstly, because the steaks might give you parasites (never know), and secondly, because the cattails decay way slower.

[ChillPlayer]

They are my secret stash now, you know, for when times get really hard

[deimos790]

I was expecting this to do with something with roadkill, but cattails work too. Calories are calories.

[ThePrivateer]

I walked out of my house the other day after about an 8 hour TLD session and my neighbour's Husky howled 2 doors up.

 

Sent a chill through my spine.  No joke.  lol

 

[Rusty_Old_F250]

I find myself wanting to load up some gear, take my .303, and disappear into the woods for months at a time!

Sam

[norup]

After the first windy days of autum, our backyard is littered with sticks. Must resist urge to pick them all up.

[ChillPlayer]

The day before yesterday I was looking for something in our cellar. Then I've noticed a bunch of wooden chairs stacked upon each other and I seriously began calculating how much firewood this would give me - Interloper is truly affecting my real life

[Jolan]

7 hours ago, ChillPlayer said:

The day before yesterday I was looking for something in our cellar. Then I've noticed a bunch of wooden chairs stacked upon each other and I seriously began calculating how much firewood this would give me - Interloper is truly affecting my real life

save it for a blizzard!

[MarrowStone]

*makes 5 tinder and crunches away on the stalks, boils the roots, and makes simple cordage* my cattails are pretty useful

 

[MarrowStone]

Also, I was walking a trail when this rose bush attacked me, so I proceeded to eat all of its hips in retaliation!

That taught it not to mess with me....

If I only had the means to make tea at the time.